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    "Presenting Futuristic Sounds From The Analoge-Age Of Cassette-Albums."

    Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra's newest Album finally hits CD--DIRECT FROM THE ARTIST TO YOU!

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Motherlode 08:31
"MOTHERLODE"-- Psychedelic Dreams all around my head Let me turn on my Mother's Lode Electric Music from a Time and Space that's Far Away I want to turn on my Mother's Lode You belong to a Dimension full of People that are Strange to me Let me turn on my Mother's Lode I'm a Traveler of Time And Space A Child of The Universe Let me Program and turn on my Mother's Lode Yeeeaaahhh, Ahhhhhhhh... Allow me to turn on my Mother's Lode If my looks astound you Well baby, that's alright I'm of The Alien Persuasion I am a Robot Allow me to turn on my Mother's Lode You are from a Universe that's kinda strange But, that's cool I'm gonna turn on my Mother's Lode Let me turn on my Mother's Lode Allow me to Groove With You For that is all I want you to do I can't wait to turn on my Mother's Lode Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!! I am but a Traveler of Time and Space For Universes are no more than Stepping Stones for one such as I So, allow me to settle down and turn on my Mother's Lode To expose the People Of Earth to something that is New and Hip Yeahhhh... Groove On! Groove On!! Groove On!!! GROOVE ON!!!! Heh-Heh-Heh-Heh! Summoning up my Cosmic Powers I shall Groove... And you shall Follow Suit... PLAY ON!!! OH--Just pay me no mind, Because I'm just turning on my Mother's Lode So that I can be Hip And so I can move And make you groove Mother's Lode...yeah! Can I turn on my Mother's Lode? Can I make you groove? Are you Hip, or are you a Trip? Or, did you let your Ego Slip? Allow me to turn on my Mother's Lode And allow you to groove. Yes, I am no more than a Traveler of Time and Space And, I am going to send Cosmic Funk into This Place! Allow me to turn on my Mother's Lode... My Mother's Lode...My Mother's Lode... My Mother's Lode...My Mother's Lode...My Mother's Lode... My Mother's Lode...My Mother's Lode...My Mother's Lode... --Lyrics by Lawrence Wise (c)1985
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"NEW ERA (AMBASSADORS OF THE FUNKY GROOVE)"-- Everybody, if you're looking for a good time Put your hands together--Everybody say, 'YEAH!' (YEAH!!) Everybody, if you're looking for a good time Put your hands together--Everybody say, 'YEAH!' (YEAH!!) We are Ambassadors Of The Funky Groove We like to see your Body Move If you like to Jam, hey, we'll show you how Just throw your hands in the air and shout: "IT'S A NEW ERA NOW!!" (Sometimes) Sometimes I feel The Thunder (Sometimes) Sometimes I feel The Heat (But...) Yet, all the time I feel The Rhythm That knocks me out My Seat! Sometimes I feel The Thunder Sometimes I feel The Heat Yet, all the time I feel The Rhythm That knocks me out My Seat! I wanna tell you a little story of a Man who's afraid to funk He's afraid to even Get Down Let alone do 'The Freeze' We decided to show that sucker how to Bump We say, 'If you don't wanna funk, Hey Sucker, Get On Your Knees!' So, Everybody, if you're looking for a good time Put your hands together--Everybody say, 'YEAH!' (YEAH!!) Everybody, if you're looking for a good time (I know you are!) Put your hands together--Everybody say, 'YEAH!' (YEAH!!) (It's on you!!) (I said) We are Ambassadors Of The Funky Groove We like to see your Body Move If you like to jam, hey, we'll show you how Just throw your hands in the air and shout: (WOO!!) "IT'S A NEW ERA NOW!!" (Sometimes!) Sometimes I feel The Thunder (Sometimes!) Sometimes I feel The Heat (I said, 'But..') Yet, all the time I feel The Rhythm That knocks me Out My Seat! (Sometimes!) Sometimes I feel The Thunder (Sometimes!) Sometimes I feel The Heat (But...) Yet, all the time I feel The Rhythm That knocks me Out My Seat! (yeah, yeah!) Sometimes I feel The Thunder Sometimes I feel The Heat Yet, all the time I feel The Rhythm That knocks me Out My Seat! Sometimes I feel The Thunder Sometimes I feel The Heat Yet, all the time I feel The Rhythm That knocks me Out My Seat! ~~~Now, Prince made a ruckus at The American Music Awards He had to bail out his Bodyguard Got down on his knees Couldn't do what he please We decided to show that Purple Punk How to Funk~~~ (Yeah-yeah...put your hands together... Yeah...time to get ready to funk... YEAH! HO!! Dig it...) One--Two--Three--Four... Cosmic Funk, Git Ready To Go...Sang!! Every-body, Everybody Jam! Every-body, Everybody Jam! Every-body, Everybody Jam! Every-body, Everybody Jam! Every-body, Everybody Jam! Every-body, Everybody Jam! (Come on) Every-body, Everybody Jam! Every-body, Everybody Jam! Every-body, Everybody Jam! Every-body, Everybody Jam! Every-body, Everybody Jam! (Here we go!!) EVERY-BODY, EVERYBODY JAM!! --Lyrics by Lawrence Wise. (c)1985.
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"LESBIAN TENDENCIES"-- ONE! TWO!! THREE!! FOUR!! HIT ME, BABY!!! Yeah-yeaaaaahhh... One-Two-Three-Four...C'mon!! Jenny-Sue LeSaint-- Her NAME is something that I know she AIN'T She's such a nasty 'Mutha' That she'd 'Lay Down For Her BROTHER' (YEAH!!) Jenny said, "Pleasure's NOT a SIN!" ("Pleasure's NOT a SIN!") She would even 'Let Her SISTER In' (YEAH!!) I knew she wasn't my type Because all along (YEAH!), she was a Dyke! She would 'Go Down' on her Man, then 'Serve' her Mother good Jenny was that Super-Dyke who ruled my neighborhood You see, on Friday night, you'd take her out to Dinner and a Dance But if you leave her alone You might come back to find some OTHER BITCH under her pants! (She's got them) Lesbian Tendencies (She's got them) Lesbian Tendencies (I said, she has them) (She's got them) Lesbian Tendencies (She's got them) Lesbian Tendencies (What do she do?!) She LIKES the Men (but LOVES the Women) She'll SLEEP with the Boy (but FUCK the Girl) She'll KISS her Brother (but SUCK her Sister down) (She's got them) Lesbian Tendencies (What about Mary Lou?!) Lesbian Tendencies (Sang it!) Mary-Lou is WILD!! (Yeah!!) She is one demonic child (Lawd!) She's got a pretty face, long black hair (BABY!!) And a shape that'll drive you wild (Talk about it!!) Every man wants her She's at the top of their lists (Numero Uno!) But, won't they be surprised (Ohh, Shit!) That it's the GIRLS she can't resist!! She says, 'She likes the boys, but that's alright Because the boys don't turn her on!' She says, 'Give her a Lass with pretty Tits And a Pussy that's moist and warm!' I say, Mary-Lou is so sexy and sweet You know, I'd die for her--right here! Goddamn! I never knew that Mary-Lou was a queer! (MAN!!) (She's got them) Lesbian Tendencies (She's got them) Lesbian Tendencies (She has them) Lesbian Tendencies (Yeahhhh!) (She's got them) Lesbian Tendencies (You see) (Git it!!) She LIKES the Men (but LOVES the Women) She'll SLEEP with the Boy (but FUCK the Girl) She'll KISS her Brother (but SUCK her Sister down) (Yeaaaahhh, Yeah!) (She's got them) Lesbian Tendencies, Lesbian Tendencies I mean the girl is an Outright Bitch!! Bitch Personified!! Goddamn Super-Bitch!! HEY!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, YEAH! (Clears throat!) DIG IT! "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...(OOH!) With Each Other!!!" Dohhhh-Doh-Doh, Doh, Doh-Dohhhhh! Dohhhh-Doh-Doh, Doh, Doh-Dohhhhh! Dohhhh-Doh-Doh, Doh, Doh-Dohhhhh! Dohhhh-Doh-Doh, Doh, Doh-Dohhhhh! YEAHHHHHHH, Baby!! She'll like the men, but love the women She'll sleep with boy, but fuck the girl She'll kiss her brother, but suck her sister down!! (HEY, I TOLD YOU--she's got them...) Lesbian Tendencies (Got Me Believin' In Her!) (She's got them) Lesbian Tendencies (YEAH!) --Lyrics by Lawrence Wise. (c)1985.
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"THE BIG, RED GLOBE OF THE SUN"-- How long must I wait until The Sun fades away On a very beautiful August Day I'm here with you Out on the Ocean Blue Where we'll see the Big Moon rise Oh, Darling, close your eyes And let The Big, Red Globe Of The Sun fade away If I was a rich man, I'd buy this world for you Or, if I was a rich man, I'd sell it and give the fortune to you How long must we wait, my dear Until night falls down the sky Ohh, wipe the tears away, My Darling Please now, don't you cry Just let The Big, Red Globe Of The Sun fade away (yeah, yeah, yeah) Hold me close, My Dear Let me wipe away your tears Don't you feel the vibrations On this beautiful day It's just you and I We can spread our wings and fly To a time very far away Let's turn around, look at the horizon Watch The Sun as it's sinking The Big, Red Globe Of The Sun will fade away (yeah, yeah, yeah) --Lyrics by Lawrence Wise. (c)1985.
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"MADHOUSE (THE WORLD IS CRAZY)"-- ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GONNA LEAVE THIS MADHOUSE CALLED "COSMIC FUNK", BECAUSE THE WORLD IS CRAZY!! --Lyrics by Lawrence Wise. (c)1985
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Higher Plane 06:21
"HIGHER PLANE"--- Good Evening. What I want for you to do is Free Your Mind And loan me some of your Precious Time We're going on a little trip On a very different kind of ship Now, I'd like to inform that this ride must not be stalled So please, respond the moment your name is called. I thank you very much. Oh, by the way We'll be going to a very strange universe outside of our own A place that many a Celestial Sorcerer has called his home I would like to ask that you take a seat Because this ride is going to be neat I'm going to take you to where you've never been before. What may be a 'Fantasy' May be someone else's 'Reality' On a Higher Plane. On a Higher Plane. I take it that you folks are comfortable and like our service... Oh, uh, Young Man, please, Don't harass Our Stewardess She's doing whatever she can for your enjoyment, But, even she waited very long for this moment Besides, with you being only 16-Years-Old, Sir This should hold true, For, at 643, The 'Young Lady' is more experienced than you... I hope you understand...Thank you. Oh, mind you folks, This flight is for Wizards of all kinds We'll even take a few mortals who have very curious minds And, uh, by the way You mortals may learn a Spell or Two From us Wizards before this ride is through This way, we'll have something to show our Friends Across The Stars Do enjoy your trip. Now, as we land, Feel free to look over Their Version of 'Reality' Oh, at the same token, this is what We call 'Fantasy'. Young Man, you can't leave The Stewardess alone, can you? Very well--stick by her side, for she has years of magic to teach you My Friends, The Space Wizards have a splendid place A Different World in a Different Time and Space. Their Cosmic Powers are all over the air My Fellow Sorcerers, it's so abundant That the People here probably don't even care Their World has a unique atmosphere For the time that We spend, I think that We will like it here For this is a place where Mysticism is Free! What may be a 'Fantasy' May be someone else's 'Reality' On a Higher Plane. On a Higher Plane. --Lyrics by Lawrence Wise. (c)1985.
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"UNIVERSAL LOVE (SPACE OPUS II)"--- In a world of sin When you need a friend Let me take your hand I'll take you to the Promise Land My name can make trouble cease I can summon peace With a Message From Above I am Love Universal Love, Universal Love, Universal Love Universal Love, Universal Love, Universal Love I can turn gloom into light I can make your feelings bright If you wish to kiss the sky I'll make you spread your wings and fly My Name can start a Holy Fire Call it out and it'll take you higher Arriving on the Wings of a Dove I am Love (ooooh yeah!) Universal Love, Universal Love, Universal Love Universal Love, Universal Love, Universal Love (heyyyy.) Universal Love, Universal Love, Universal Love (yeah, yeah, yeah!) Universal Love, Universal Love, Universal Love (yeah, baby!) I'd like to tell you that In times of need, I am here Bringing you a new atmosphere From your Soul, I can release Cosmic Pleasures and Universal Peace I travel to many a time (oooooooooooh yeeaaaaaaaahhhh, baby!) Sometimes cheerful, sometimes sublime With a Message from Above Heyyyyyyyyyyy, I am Love! (oooooh, yeah!) Universal Love, Universal Love, Universal Love (Good Gawd!) Universal Love, Universal Love, Universal Love (heyyyyyy!) --Lyrics by Lawrence Wise. (c)1985.
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about

The original sessions for Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra's "Motherlode" were recorded in 1985, but never officially released. Nonetheless, two tracks from this set were reworked as OSMOSIS songs in the 1990s, a third track was re-arranged for a later Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra album, and a fourth track was an internet-single via SoundClick in February 2008. The main album itself remained shelved for 35+Years. Now, in 2020, it finally sees the light of day.

Thank You, and N-Joy The Funk.
-Lawrence Wise (a.k.a. OSMOSIS)

credits

released August 5, 2020

PRODUCED By Lawrence Wise.

All Songs Written by Lawrence Wise.
All Songs Are (BMI).

Recorded at FIRST STREET STUDIOS, Washington, DC between July and September 1985. Original Engineer: Lawrence Wise.
Digital Conversion and Remaster at FIRST STREET STUDIOS, Washington, DC in June 2018. Remaster Engineer: Lawrence Wise.

PERSONNEL:
Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra is--
Lawrence Wise: All Keyboards and Synthesizers, Electronic Percussion and SPFX. NO OTHER PERFORMERS ARE USED.

Album Layout and Packaging by Lawrence Wise.
Front Cover Art by Ugo Sirius.

"Presenting Futuristic Sounds From The Analog-Age Of Cassette-Albums."
-Lawrence Wise,
STARCASE Recording And Publishing Company, Ltd.

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(c)2020 STARCASE Recording And Publishing Company, Ltd. //
Washington, DC 20002
(FOUNDED: MAY, 1981 // PROPRIETOR: Lawrence M. Wise.)
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Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS is a dual one-man studio project of Lawrence Wise (primarily: All the Instruments and Vocals, as well as the songwriting, recording, producing and album packaging/artwork.).

A pure DIY-maniac-- 30+Years of Home Recording, and proud of it.

Ain't Nothin' But The Funk, ya'll.

Thank You.

-Lawrence Wise (a.k.a. OSMOSIS)
Washington, DC

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